This fortnight's newspaper discusses two main topics in the articles: 5 rejected trading post items--a BuzzFeed-esque article--and Gary's announcement regarding the Halloween Party 2016. Let's jump straight in!
The main article, 5 Rejected Trading Post Items, was written by Captain Rockhopper, and what a more fitting person for the job! Captain Rockhopper has been swashbuckling an' pirateerin' the seven seas long before time can record. So if anyone knows about trading, it's him.
The post starts off strong. Rockhopper announces his guest spot in the newspaper, and he informs us of a trade secret. He says to "be a good trader, ye have to know what's going to fly off the shelves and what be dead weight in yer cargo hold." Great advice, Rockhopper. All that sailing and trading the high oceans for that knowledge? You could've just worked a month in retail.
