Club Penguin Times Issue #557 - Rejected Trading Post Items!

A brand new edition of the Club Penguin Times newspaper has been released for September 14th, 2016. This issue is the twenty-fifth newspaper of this year and the 557th of all time.

This fortnight's newspaper discusses two main topics in the articles: 5 rejected trading post items--a BuzzFeed-esque article--and Gary's announcement regarding the Halloween Party 2016. Let's jump straight in!

The main article, 5 Rejected Trading Post Items, was written by Captain Rockhopper, and what a more fitting person for the job! Captain Rockhopper has been swashbuckling an' pirateerin' the seven seas long before time can record. So if anyone knows about trading, it's him.

The post starts off strong. Rockhopper announces his guest spot in the newspaper, and he informs us of a trade secret. He says to "be a good trader, ye have to know what's going to fly off the shelves and what be dead weight in yer cargo hold." Great advice, Rockhopper. All that sailing and trading the high oceans for that knowledge? You could've just worked a month in retail.

Club Penguin Times Issue #556 - Anna's Big Party!

A brand new edition of the Club Penguin Times newspaper has been released for August 31st, 2016. This issue is the twenty-fourth newspaper of this year and the 556th of all time.

This fortnight's newspaper discusses topics including Anna's (Frozen character) party and going back to school in Club Penguin. So let's jump straight in.

The main article is called Anna's Big Party! written by Aunt Arctic. In the article, Aunt Arctic mentions that "Club Penguin wants to join Queen Elsa in celebrating Anna's upcoming birthday party," adding "we're all excited for the party!" should you choose to open the newspaper on the island, you have the option to read birthday messages from Anna's friends from around the island.

Club Penguin Times Issue #555 - FROZEN FEVER!

It's August 17th, 2016, which means it's been 2 weeks since Club Penguin's last instalment of their fortnightly newspaper, the Club Penguin Times. So, a new issue has been released: issue 555, bringing us to the twenty-third newspaper of this year, and, as the issue number suggests, the five hundred and-fifty-fifth issue of all time.

This newspaper contains information about the newest party Club Penguin has released, the Frozen Fever party of 2016. In this issue we also bid farewell to the Finding Dory party that has just concluded, and Rookie says goodbye to Dory.

The featured article for this "consecutively-digited"newspaper is called Frozen Fever! written by Aunt Arctic, who has finally returned to editing the newspapers again. It feels like forever! In the article, Aunt Arctic describes how this month's party has hit the island hard! She wants us to give a warm (or cold) welcome to Anna, Elsa, Kristoff and Olaf once again. Filled with jokes and the aunt's classic wit, this article is sure to bring a smile to any Frozen fan's face.

Club Penguin Times Issue #554 - Exploring The Dropoff

The fortnightly Club Penguin Times newspaper is looked forward to by many, including myself, so when it comes out I just can't wait to read it and post all about it on Cheats With Dino. That's the reason I'm here today. The newest newspaper issue is the twenty-second of 2016, and the 554th of all time.

The Club Penguin Times newspaper issue #554 has articles from the wacky Agent Rookie and the mysterious White Belt. Rookie's article has more from the Finding Dory 2016 party, whilst White Belt delves into a story from Sensei on Tusk.

Rookie's article is the featured article of this newspaper, and is called Exploring The Dropoff. In this article, Rookie seems to be exploring the dropoff in the current Club Penguin party

Club Penguin Times Issue #553 - Ask Dory, With Rookie!

Club Penguin has updated, and with all the updates comes the long-awaited fortnightly newspaper of the island, known as the Club Penguin Times. Today's newspaper is the twenty-first this year, bringing us to a total of 553 issues of all time.

A new issue of the Club Penguin Times is released bi-weekly (every two weeks) on the island, and contains the latest news of the island as well as interesting and thought-provoking articles . It also contains some jokes, fan art, and much more great content.

This is the last July 2016 newspaper. The next issue will be out August 3th.

Today, we will be looking at the three main focal points of the newspaper: the featured article, support article and upcoming events. This is the usual schedule that I use for posting about the newspaper on www.cheatswithdino.com so it shouldn't be a surprise unless you're new here.

Ask Dory, With Rookie! is the first article in this newspaper, wherein Rookie discusses with Dory (with an underwater mic!) her experiences with entering the Club Penguin island... to the best of her memory. She mentions she 'just kept swimming' and ended up here. It must've been an icy-cold swim, but nevertheless she made it.

Club Penguin Times Issue #552 - WE FOUND DORY!

Club Penguin has updated, and with all the updates is the long-awaited newspaper of the island, known as the Club Penguin Times. Today's newspaper is the twentieth this year, bringing us to a total of 552 issues of all time.

A new issue of the Club Penguin Times is released every fortnight on the island, and contains interesting articles about current and upcoming events, keeping us up-to-date with the happenings on the island. It also contains some jokes, fan art, and much more great content.

If you'd like to see when the next issue of the Club Penguin Times is out, please view the July 2016 update schedule.

The featured article in this issue is called We Found Dory! written by Agent Rookie.

Club Penguin Times Issue #551 - Rookie's Driver's License

Club Penguin has released a new issue of their bi-weekly newspaper: the Club Penguin Times. This is their nineteenth issue of 2016 so far and their 551st issue of all time!

Today we have some interesting headlines. Rookie tells us a funny anecdote about attempting to get his driver's license, and Aunt Arctic talks about Little Rodentina. Tune in to see all those stories and more.

The main article, called Rookie's Driver's License, is a story written by Rookie in which he tells us of how he tried to pass his driving test but failed, because the driving instructor was a sloth, so Rookie couldn't follow his instructions because he... was... talking... too... slowly...

This time I have typed out the newspaper articles so you can read them in plain text instead of from an image. Please let me know if you like this, or you don't. I'm open to all comments!

Club Penguin Times Issue #550 - New Zoo!

It's Wednesday, June 8, and the newest edition of the Club Penguin Times newspaper is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's twice-monthly newspaper.

This new issue is the eighteenth issue of 2016 and the 550th issue of all time. After a few set backs, the newspaper hasn't been released for three weeks. But it's finally here now, and it's jam-packed with info!

The first article, New Zoo! is our featured story today. Written by Aunt Arctic, it discusses the updates to the Zootopia Party, including the new rooms and items.

 Gary the Gadget Guy is looking for jobs in his support article, Jungle Jobs!

Club Penguin Times Issue #549 - The Pride of Zootopia

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's bi-weekly newspaper. The newest issue is the seventeenth issue of 2016 and the 549th issue of all time.

This particular newspaper focuses on the Zootopia party that has taken the island by storm recently, with the headline being The Pride of Zootopia, an article written by Aunt Arctic. In this article, she interviews Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde the fox. The interview goes swimmingly, which is a weird adverb to use for land mammals such as Hopps and Wilde. Anyway, it goes very well. Even Dot the Design Gal and Agent Rookie join in, along with Sensei! Take a look.

Club Penguin Times Issue #548 - Wild Tourists Incoming!

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's bi-weekly newspaper. The newest issue is the sixteenth issue of 2016 and the 548th issue of all time.

The newspaper for today focuses on the upcoming Zootopia Party of 2016. It will be hitting Club Penguin this month. Read "Club Penguin ZOOTOPIA Party Coming in May" to find out more about this. We also have some exciting upcoming events, not to forget an interview with Sam the Sasquatch!

The main article for the 548th Club Penguin Times is called Wild Tourists Incoming, written by Aunt Arctic. In this story, she talks about how she thinks the Zootopia party will transform the island into a zoo! Aunt Arctic mentions that they are building different environments around Club Penguin to fit every kind of animal from the Zootopia film. So many in fact, that she thinks even HERBERT will be able to find something he likes. Wow! Make sure to read the whole article below.

Club Penguin Times Issue #547 - Expedition Into the Wilds!

Club Penguin have released their 547th issue of the Club Penguin Times: their bi-weekly newspaper! Last week, Club Penguin didn't publish their newspaper. I revealed in a blog post (Weekly Club Penguin Newspaper Makes Switch To Fortnightly Publishing) that it was because Club Penguin were cutting down and instead publishing a new issue bi-weekly, so we would only get two issues a month.

They revealed on the official CP blog that they were running out of ink... a nice joke to a situation people didn't take to so kindly.

Today's newspaper contains articles from PH and Aunt Arctic. The featured article is from PH, called Expedition Into the Wilds! In this article she talks about the launching of the new 2016 Wilderness Expedition. The Puffle Handler informs us that there is a hidden sasquatch village on Club Penguin. How interesting! PH received a letter from the sasquatch, delivered by a blue racoon puffle. You can read the letter she got below.

Weekly Club Penguin Newspaper Makes Switch To Fortnightly Publishing

Last week, what was meant to be the 547th issue of the Club Penguin Times newspaper was never released. This sent the Club Penguin community in a frenzy, trying to figure out if Club Penguin had simply forgotten, or were making some big changes. One curious penguin by the name of Nina1059CP on Twitter emailed the support team to try and find an answer, and they replied back, informing her that the newspaper will now be published every two weeks, instead of once every week.

Club Penguin Times Issue #546 - The Sasquatch Goes Wild!

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's weekly newspaper. This week's issue is the fourteenth issue of 2016 and the 546th issue of all time.

This week's issue is gonna be a big one. We get some information about the Sasquatch from Puffle Handler, which is connected to the upcoming alleged Wilderness Expedition. And for some balance, a silly article from Rookie!

The main article for today is named The Sasquatch Goes Wild! brought to us from PH. In the article, she discusses that, recently, there's been whispering among the puffles in the Wilds. She theorises that the Sasquatch is related to the puffles being very excited by something deep in the Wilds. She finishes her article with "There's an adventure brewin', mates. I can feel it." Thanks for the article, PH! An adventure would be a nice refresher after all the wacky parties recently. And we haven't had one quite like this since 2011.

Club Penguin Times Issue #545 - Tubas Take the Town

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's weekly newspaper. This week's issue is the thirteenth issue of 2016 and the 545th issue of all time.

This week's issue covers the the newest trend: tubas! Yes, that's right. Tomorrow is Tuba Day and Rookie is all about that. Also, some news on the Penguin Band that we haven't heard from in a while. This should be an interesting article, make sure to stick around.

The first article, Tubas Take the Town, comes from Rookie.

Club Penguin Times Issue #544 - Top 10 Puffle Party MUSTS

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's weekly newspaper. This week's issue is the twelfth issue of 2016 and the 544th issue of all time.

This week's issue covers the TOP TEN things you MUST do at this year's Puffle Party, and a haiku from Sensei! Let's jump straight in.

Our first article from this issue is called Top 10 Puffle Party MUSTS, written by none other than DJ Cadence.

Club Penguin Times Issue #543 - Glitterpants Gaga for Gala

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's weekly newspaper. This week's issue is their eleventh issue of 2016 and the 543rd issue of all time.

This week covers topics on a puffle called Glitterpants, and Igloo spring cleaning from Dot! Let's get right into the news.

Our first article from this issue is called Glitterpants Gaga for Gala, written by Glitterpants.

Club Penguin Times Issue #542 - PH's Top Discoveries

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's weekly newspaper. This week's issue is their tenth issue of 2016 and the 542nd issue of all time.

This week covers topics on the upcoming Puffle Party and new information about PH! So without further ado, let's get right to it!

Our first article from this issue is called PH's Top Discoveries, written by PH herself.

Club Penguin Times Issue #541 - Herbert Sent Packing

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's weekly newspaper. This week's issue is their ninth issue of 2016 and the 541st issue of all time.

This week covers topics on Herbert's recent plans that have failed due to his stupidity (what's new?) and Rookie's performance report!

Our first article from this issue is called Herbert Sent Packing!

Club Penguin Times Issue #540 - The Decolorizer Strikes!

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's weekly newspaper. This week's issue is their eigth issue of 2016 and the 540th issue of all time.

This week covers topics on the decolorization of the Island, and something going on in the Forest!

Our first article from this issue is called The Decolorizer Strikes!

Club Penguin Times Issue #539 - Herbert's Manifesto

Hello everyone, it's a Wednesday, and you know what that means?! The newest edition of the Club Penguin Times is out! The Club Penguin Times is the island's weekly newspaper. This week's issue is their seventh issue of 2016 and the 539th issue of all time.

This week covers topics on Herbert causing even MORE trouble, even going as far as claiming to have discovered his manifesto! And an anecdote from Rookie, definitely read on to find out more about that.


Our first article from this issue is called Herbert's Manifesto!
 

 The support article from Rookie: The Town's Tiny Problem!