Thursday, November 15, 2012

Club Penguin Times Newspaper Issue #369

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Herbert has taken over Club Penguin and is planning to ruin it once and for all! Firstly, he's hijacked the Penguin Times newspaper, and made a new issue explaining everything he's done, and how we have to obey him now. Check it out.


Club Penguin is no more. Greetings penguins. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Herbert P. Bear, Esquire. YOUR NEW LEADER. The island you knew is no more. From now on, this place is called CLUB HERBERT!


NEW RULES.
By order of Herbert P Bear, Illustrious Leader Supreme, the following rules are now in effect:
No singing
No dancing
No parties
NO LAUGHING (except Herbert)
No loud music
No snowball throwing
No swimming
No eating of meat
NO TOOTING (it's gross)
NO FUN.


Upcoming Events:
On now. Paradise Party. Come to the most amazing, dignified, and fancy party EVER at Herbert's Lair. No penguins allowed.
On now. My Awesome Life. The True story of one polar bear's journey to discover his true potential. Only at the Stage.

-Dino Boy7, Club Penguin Cheats