Thursday, November 22, 2012

Club Penguin Times Newspaper Issue #370

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The newest edition of the Club Peng-- I'm sorry, I mean Club Herbert Times newspaper is out. With (terrifying) news and happenings from around the island this week. Today, Herbert answers your questions and brings in more boring ol' rules for us penguins to "obey". Also, all the pins and parties are cancelled. Great. Just great.


Blackout Continues? The weather forecast calls for increased darkness with a chance of freezing. Club Penguin is saved! Herbert is defeated, and the EPF has risen from the ashes. MWAHAHA! Just kidding. All attempts to stop me have failed. The Blackout continues. It will NEVER end.


By order of Herbert P. Bear, Illustrious Leader Supreme of Club Herbert, all future parties are now canceled. 

This includes: Adventure Parties, Medieval Parties, Music Jams, Fairs, April Fool's Parties, Fashion Shows, Puffle Parties, Halloween and Holiday Parties.

No Pirates
No Ninjas
No DJs
No Puffle Handlers
No Musicians
No Fishermen
No Explorers
And ABSOLUTELY no EPF agents.


Upcoming Events:
Coming in December. Coins for Herbert. All penguins will be required to donate coins for the first annual Coins For Hebert.
Coming in January. The Quiet Party. Prepare for the quietest party ever!
Coming in January. The Polar Bear Party. Polar bears are, quite frankly, extraordinary. And a celebration is long overdue.

-Dino Boy7, Club Penguin Cheats