Tuesday, August 09, 2016

12 Things Only Club Penguin Players Will Understand

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If you've playing Club Penguin for a couple of years or even just a couple of months, you'll definitely understand some of these things. Here is my list of the top 12 things that only Club Penguin players will understand.

1. Having to dress like this because your membership has expired:


Oh gosh the horror!

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2. Getting banned. Need I say more?


3. The long wait for your comment to be published on the Club Penguin blog.


4. When the Pizza Parlour is being robbed. I could swear it's such a common frequency, where is the security?


Should've just stuck with playing Pizzatron 3000, you'd get better coins that way, too.

5. This. Perpetual. Loading. Screen.


6. Getting excited when you see that you have something new in your mailbox...


...only to find out it's a check for being an Elite Penguin Force agent or for being a tour guide on Club Penguin.


Can't complain though, it's practically free money!

7. Looking at something on the island and thinking what happened here?


8. Like seriously, who would bite the sign of the Clothes Shop? You can satisfy your hunger at the Coffee Shop two doors down!

9. Knowing we have the technology to stop Herbert, but somehow he keeps coming back. I mean to put it simply, Gary the Gadget Guy can use his Time Trekker from the Prehistoric Party to go back in time and stop Herbert from coming to the island in the first place. Why can't he do that?

10. In his defence, however, according to the butterfly effect, it could have some serious consequences down the line. For example, the reason the EPF got stronger was so we could stop Herbert, so maybe if he didn't attack CP the EPF would be pretty sloppy in terms of protection of the island. So maybe it's all okay after all.

11. Missing the Stage. Now this may only apply to old Club Penguin players and a small fraction of them at best, but you gotta admit - the Stage, amongst other great things, was a roleplay haven. And roleplay is at Club Penguin's core, being an MMORPG game! Not just that, the costumes were also culturally relevant and could be worn appropriately outside of the Stage environment.

12. Not having to play mini-games to get coins because of, well... Puffle Digging. Puffle Digging may be a mini-game in its own respect but come on, when you're playing Club Penguin normally and taking your puffle for a walk, it grinds those coins like crazy. Not to mention that there is only a tiny cool-down standing in the way of you and millions of coins. Seriously, I take my puffles for a small walk and they come back with hundreds of coins -- it's a great way to save up for the next season's outfits you've always wanted.

This has been 12 Things Only Club Penguin Players Will Understand and I have been Dino Boy7. Thank you and goodnight.