Thursday, September 01, 2016

Sled Racing Champion Bobsicle922 To Drop Out Of Winter Tournament

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BREAKING NEWS—An award-winning Sled Racing player known by the name of Bobsicle922 has made the tough decision to drop out of the official Sled Racing championship league that will be held this November, a reporter heard on the island this afternoon. Bobsicle922 has been the running champion for the past 4 years for the green sledding team, winning a grand total of 306 matches and losing just twice.

The penguin, known by his friends as simply 'Bob', told a Cheats With Dino news reporter that he made the choice after hearing about airline tickets to a popular vacation spot just outside the Club Penguin island, 'Isla Frigidum' being sold for 40% off for the whole season. "It just seemed right for me," Bob claimed. "Sled Racing gets pretty boring after a while and you just need a little bit of a break."


"It's really heartbreaking to see him go, I don't know how our team is gonna survive this season with him gone!" one of his friends and teammates, 8Ashh8, added during the public interview.

"I totally get it, 4 years of intense training for the championship does tire you out. He needs to go," a competitor of the opposing red team that wished to remain anonymous, stated.

Bobsicle22 wished a "very good luck" to the remaining members of the green team, before calling them "suckers" and laughing to himself as he waddled away to catch his flight.